Fired over a fart cup!
Hello--I was fired for having a "fart cup" at work. It is one of those cups with the squishy substance inside that when pushed a farting noise comes out. I actually managed to violate 10 of the 14 conduct codes that could lead to being written up or terminated. And the funny thing is I didn't even try!!!! They actually had multiple meetings about my fart cup at the coorporate level---wish I had been a fly on the wall for that one! I wonder what politically correct word they came up with for fart cup--I can just the tight pinched faces discussing this horrible violation. I was working in a pediatrics office and used the fart cup while in the bathroom which is in the back of the building away from patients. We had two bathrooms side by side and a real up tight girl was in the bathroom beside me. I just let that cup rip---and of course I added some moans and groans and spuratic sprays of air freshner!! I was crying I was laughing so hard and when I came out my co-workers
were in tears also--to bad I missed the expression on Miss XXX face.
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