Beat down like a stepchild!
I did my slavely duty for a charter company in mousetown- At work early every day, Worked like a field hand every day-Did my job 100%!Unfortunately I made a few mistakes- First off I am NO southern baptist, and I complained one too many times about getting witnessed and told how many different ways I would be going to hell when I died. I also refused to display bible verses in my little dilbert cube.
Second- I didn't have all the life sucked out of me when I was there- I still had spark. I liked color too! A lot. Grey is not me!
Third- The boss said jump and instead of asking how high- I asked WHY!
I was not allowed to visit my friends, but the boss and their pets(aren't their pets in every job?) Spent most of the day visiting to the point it was a distraction.
Sooooooo for some good ole fashion revenge(and to piss me off out the door), they move my office friend, put the fucking church lady in her place and proceed to visit her all day. This is the girl who told me I was a bad person because I liked a beer after work to unwind, and Jesus doesn't like beer drinkers.
I complained(then emailed my friend complaining). I pissed off the bosses- I got fired- without warning.
Friday rolls around, I come in get to serious work as usual- A(But yes I am pissed off about muy job and no so quiet about it)they snatch me up as I am walking out the door- Sorry, we don't like your attitude- WE ARE GOING TO LET YOU GO. Gather your stuff and go.
These are some of the delightful rules I decided to challenge:
NO GREEN PENS EVER(because the boss liked green- pen nazi). If you got caught with a green pen, you had to give it to her.
Must Clock out to eat anything-Is that a GRAPE? Did you clock out to eat it?
Do as I say- But you better not do what I do! I can visit my friends all day- but you are going to get in trouble for it. And you damn well better not call me on it either- or you are FIRED!
Its okay to try to get people to join the baptist cult, but it is NOT okay to NOT be religious.(no jesus free zone posters allowed).
So yea, I am mad to have lost my job like I did- but at the same time I am overjoyed to be free of that place.Loved the job, the place of employment sucked balls.
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