This added fuel to the fire I guess.

goodakragnorak submitted 606 days ago

Yestarday, I wrote a post about being canned after choking out my CO (Which was TRUE, to all you non-believers :D ) but I was thinking a few minutes ago, adn an incident that had happened the day before that probably added some fuel to the fire of me getting canned, so here goes:

I was in Grafenwoehr training area, and was in a quanset hut taking a leak. When I finished, I turned around, when this guy passed me, and I thought it was a buddy of mine from supply. (I can't remember his name, but it started with a "W") Well, the height and build were exactly the same, and the back of his head looked just the same, so I snuck up behind him, grabbed his uniform by the shoulders, and shook the hell out of him as he tried to control his pee! While I was shaking him, I shouted "Don't spill anything!! Don't spill anything!!" Well, I ran to the exit as quick as I could, and when I was almost out, I heard a voice that sounded like Mickey Mouse scream "******* (My name) get back here you!!!" I stopped dead in my tracks, because that wasn't the voice of my supply buddy!!! I turned around, and the medic platoon Sgt. was standing right in front of me, looking quite red faced and flustered! I immediatly got down and started doing pushups, and was able to get out an apology, and an explanation through the laughter. He didn't look to pleased, and stormed out of the hut to where his platoon was waiting for him in formation. Two days later I was taken out of my position, and put into support platoon (The day after the bathroom incident, I got into a wrestling match with my CO, and won) Maybe it wasn't the complete reason I was canned, but I'm sure it just added some fuel to the fire!