Are just my tits fired?

headunderdog submitted 222 days ago

So I go into work today 10 minutes early and the boss is leaning against my desk waiting for me to arrive. I smile say hello and he says we need to talk. The company is going in a different direction and he is making some changes. (Starting with me? I say) He is going to hire two people to do my job and then he tells my tits he won't be needing us any longer and he's really sorry and he woke up at two this morning thinking about it and hasn't gotten an hour's sleep since. I make with the niceties and want to get out of there as soon as possible when he tells my tits how much he has enjoyed working with us and appreciates everything we have done for the company. So, I'm wondering if I show up tomorrow without my tits if I still have a job.