A poet & didn't know it!

simplyfiredstories submitted 606 days ago

It was once again time to complete my annual job performance review. The ways ours worked was that I had to rate myself in various categories and my boss would do the same. Then we get together and discuss. I had become so bored with these things that I decided to get a little creative. Each category required a ranking and a few sentences about how you've done well and how you can improve within the given category. Apparently, it is not okay to write these brief responses in limerick form, rhyming and all. Next thing I know, my boss is asking me to follow him to HR where I was granted permanent unpaid vacation from the Company.