To set the scene I am a member of the US Air Force Security Forces (AKA cops) and at the time was stationed at Malmstrom AFB in Montana. So back in the fall of 2005 some of my friends and I wanted to prank our boss. So after some brainstorming and the usual "Well thats been done before" we decided to invent a fake on-line company called FOWL. What we did was find out when our boss was going to be out of his house for a while and then strike. The plan was to find a large live turkey (which in the fall isn't that easy since most are ready for the meat packing plants) and place said turkey in a large box and leave this package on our bosses door step. Well we found out our boss was leaving town for a few hours to go get his mom from the train station and would be gone for about two hours. So we printed up a fake flier stating he was the winner if the FOWL of the Month Club and that he or one of his friends had entered him into our drawing. He would receive a random FOWL every month for one year (animal substitutions and our choice) and at the end of the year he would be entered to win a Grand Prize of an award winning Jackass whose semen sales could range in the thousands of dollars. With turkey in the box and the letter on to with attached Polaroid of the turkey on top and of course a bag of feed, we made the drop. That next morning our boss comes in and gets to work as usual with nothing said for an hour or so. Finally he asks "Do any of you know where to pick up a live turkey?" To which we respond in the negative duh. He then goes on to explain that he has alive turkey at his house and produces the FOWL letter. Come to find out our bosses apartment has two entrances and that last night he used the one opposite to our drop location, and that about nine that night he heard some noise outside. He went to investigate as all good Air Force cops do and discovered his package. After opening the package and reading the letter he called his mom outside to see to which her response was "There's no turkey out there son." not believing him she came out to see that there actually was a turkey in a box. Later that night he heard more noise outside near his newly acquired pet. Further investigation revealed that every neighbor hood cat wanted to meet Mr. Turkey and wanted to be the first one in. So the entire next day he spent on the phone with his friends asking each one 'What do you know about a turkey?" which was murder to listen to for the whole day. This went on for weeks, every so often he'd call his friends or interrogate us as to who did this. We were solid, but now we needed a new drop and more FOWL since the next month was coming. this time I was going to be on leave in Texas and no where near Montana. The plan this time since we heard about the cats we found three roosters and dropped off four boxes making it look like the cats had got to them before he got home along with another FOWL of the Month Club letter. By this time we had decide to let this go for as long as possible since it was still hilarious. So now our boss was back on the phone asking people now "What do you know about three cocks?" I arrived back on station a few days later so I was one of the "Un-involved" as he put it. Well that same day he heard rumor it was a co-worker and questioned all the people he knew out side our office till finally he came to us. He questioned us all wanting to know more about our past if we ever worked on a farm and such. All was good till he got to the last accomplice and asked him that fatal question "What do you know about three cocks?" and he crumbled like a house of cards and dropped dimes on everyone involved. At that very moment we all happen to be in the office and were all "Called in." To out surprise he wasn't angry and was actually shocked we were the culprits in this little shenanigan. After all the "Your all jerks", "How could you" and him admitting he would never be able to top this prank, he was sport enough to take us out to breakfast, but never let us know when he was going to be out of town again.
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