Stripers Clowns are really not a good idea....
For my bosses birthday, I decided to pull a little prank. My boss is known of being "the single guy" who has not had a date in years. So the first thing I did was get a blow up doll and put it into his office. But when that was done, I was left thinking I needed more. I looked up in the phone book "entertainers" and came across a striper clown service. I thought this was a great idea, but alas I needed a credit card to secure the service, so i got a corporate credit card number and name from another manager who I was wanting there job. He gave me the info to order his water cooler for him, I just kept the info for a in case of emergency moment at that was here.
The next day, I eagerly await my striper clown. At 9:00 am on the dot, in the middle of our morning meeting a big fat male clown bursts into the conference room with balloons for my boss. He thinks thats the end of that. He is handed his balloons from the clown and than the big fat male clown switches on music and start dancing. He starts doing a slow almost hypnotic slow striptease to the song Bump and Grind by R Kelly... When the big fat clown took off his pants- he squeaked his rubber nose and tried to give my boss a lap dance. Alas my boss called security and the half naked clown was taken away.
They went back to the clown to see who hired him and the name they had was of the manager I hated. He was fired, and I was promoted to his job by week end. Al thou I feel bad about getting someone fired, I feel I can never go to circus circus in Las Vegas again, due to traumatic clown experience.
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Oh please. Where are you a manager, some place that doesn't require you to spell? It's STRIPPER, not STRIPER. You know what else? I REALLY doubt this entire story. Sorry!
Seems a little odd to me as well. Attention whoring maybe?
Not buying it, striper boy. Perhaps if you could spell I might believe you actually jold a managerial position.
idiot
I voted for you because i want more people to see what a big fat fraud you are. Tell me with a straight face that you actually sound this stupid and yet you hold a managerial position. I find that a little hard to swallow.
Did you see "check your spelling" at the bottom before you submitted your story? I guess not.
Hey, I thought it was funny even if it wasn't real
I once worked for a boss who had no sense of humor at all. Someone hired a "gorilla" to come to the office and sing Happy Birthday. The idea was to get the boss to lighten up and actually laugh. The gorilla, by the way, was not a stripper. My boss was soooo mad that he yelled at the poor guy to get out.