Holes Punch into Romeo's Dignity

Avatar simplyforum submitted 552 days ago
I was office mates with Bruce, who was quite the lady's man. He was currently dating 3 women - I was an amused observer. At lunch time he would go out and cruise the downtown area, usually with other gals from work. One day while he was out, I thought it would be hilarious to take all the hole punch holes I'd been saving for a rainy day (there were thousands, I'd guess) and put them down into the core of his automatic umbrella. I laughed to myself, put the umbrella back, and a we entered a period of drought. Umbrella forgotten.

Several months later, I had been on maternity leave for 9 weeks, and got a call at home It seems Bruce and a friend of mine, Beth, had gone out for lunch and were standing with a whole group of folks, mostly ladies, outside our agency when it started to rain. Bruce pulled out his umbrella, popped it open and experienced a shower of hole punches. According to Beth, they were everywhere, and as he tried to knock them off, they stuck in his carefully coiffed afro. Dignity gone,he immediately turned accusing eyes on her -but she was as shocked as he was. Then he stopped, and a light dawned. "Kathy!!!!" he said. Wish I was there, but I am probably better off that I wasn't!

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