When I was about 18 years old I was working at a pizza place delivering, yes, pizzas. One of my friends and I blew up a condom one day and were hitting it back and forth like a balloon in the back where customers could not see us. One of the girls who worked up at the front counter (a real attractive girl too) came in the back and complained about something (not unusual). As she walked to the front of the restaurant again I followed right behind her and tied the blown up condom to her apron string that was hanging from her back. I honestly figured she would hear me, see me or feel me tying it…..but nope. She walked right out front where the customers were. As you can guess......FIRED. I tried to apologize to the owner but could not stop laughing. He even chuckled a little as he was firing me. Considering I was only 18 and didn't really like delivering pizzas anyway, it was well worth the look on that hot looking Italian girl’s face when she finally found the condom tied to her back.
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