I was in Austin, TX, and it was Thanksgiving day, I was already pissed off, because my life wasn't going anywhere and it seemed that I was hitting one brick wall after the other. Here I was a College graduate working as a fucking Security Guard (My Degree was in business by the way!!) but due to the "good-ole-boy mentality down there in their minds I was supposed to be a security guard (so they could feel safe...quote!) besides that half of them were afraid that I was going to take their wives or girlfriends away from them. (Read the previous story "You'll Love this One"). anyways it was thanksgiving day and I was already pissed, now I was baby-sitting Michael Dell's office Complex and it was relatively quiet, that was until one of the employees showed up. I remembered him because he was a young punk fresh out of college, he was a classic Texas yuppie, complete with that smug, holier than thou, kiss my ass attitude. and he gets out of his car, which was a brand new BMW by the way, and his Secretary gets out on the other side, she wore her dress up to her ass and there was no question what they were going to be doing in his office, not to mention she had a very low cut blouse. anyways he walks up to me, with his classic smug attitude and hands me a hundred dollar bill and asks me to tell him if his wife shows up. I just shook my head. so he and his ***** go into the building. not more than 15 minutes later his wife shows up. and she comes up to me and asks me if I've seen Mark (Not his real name). I look at her and I realize how gorgeous she is, and how many guys including myself would love to come home to something like her at night. and after seeing her and thinking about it for a couple of minutes I look at her thinking **** that ************! and I say "Yes ma'am he's in the building with his secretary" she storms off into the building, not more than 20 minutes later there's a shouting match going on. and the first person that comes out of the building half-dressed is the secretary, with the wife behind her throwing things at her, and then the wife goes back into the building and a few minutes later she comes down and peels out of the parking lot, and finally he comes down and the first thing he says to me is "I gave you a hundred dollars to tell me if my wife shows up" and I say "Gee was that your wife" as if I didn't already know and then he says "Give me my hundred Dollars back" and I said "**** off and die, take it from me" he stormed to his car where his ***** was waiting and peeled out and left. the following morning I get a phone telling me that he had complained and demanded that I be fired. so I said Okay, which worked out alright anyways because I spent the next six months on Active duty, I was called up two days later
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