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Avatar simplyfiredstories submitted 643 days ago
I was fired from the very first job I ever had!

At the age of 14, I was hired as the janitor in a clothing store and worked 15 hours per we... read more

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Bagger gets bagged!

Avatar simplyfiredstories submitted 643 days ago
When I was 15, I got my first job as bagger for Acme, a local grocery store. At the time, there was always three other baggers on shift. This way tw... read more

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A "dill" dare leads to firing!

Avatar simplyfiredstories submitted 643 days ago
While working in a cucumber factory at the tip of Michigan's lower peninsula, I was forcefully told "Your Fired!" because, on a bet, I stuck my penis ... read more

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Fast Food Nightmare - 499 words <G>

Avatar kalelisck submitted 643 days ago
We were preparing for a visit from corporate on a Tuesday.

The Friday before, I was working the closing shift and my supervisor gave me a ... read more

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Payback

Avatar simplyfiredstories submitted 643 days ago
One day I was fired for "not being a team player". As a mainframe programmer, I was searching for sample code in my bosses shared library when I came... read more

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Fired for putting hands in pockets (Sep.2005 entry)!

Avatar simplyfiredstories submitted 643 days ago
I was once fired for standing with my hands in my pockets. No kidding. While in college I worked for a men's clothing store in Florence, SC. Over t... read more

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Fired for reading newspapers!

Avatar simplyfiredstories submitted 643 days ago
I worked in the PR department of an area hospital (St. xxxxxxMedical Center, xxxxx, KY). Part of my written, stated job description was reading local... read more

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Fired in the Twilight zone

Avatar blondest1 submitted 643 days ago
I wish I had known about the Simply fired contest while it was going on because I have a fired story that really freaks people out. I have documents t... read more

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I'd rather be Red than Dead in the Head

Avatar Phaedrus submitted 643 days ago
My first job when I turned 16 was as an "Assistant Rebuilding Technician" at a boat dealership in the midwest, basically I rebuilt all the engines whi... read more

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Fired because I dont speak french

Avatar LydiaR929 submitted 643 days ago
I just started working for a company, xxxx in Canton, MA. It was my first "real" job out of high school. I was making crap money doing crap work, in t... read more

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