When I was 15, I got my first job as bagger for Acme, a local grocery store. At the time, there was always three other baggers on shift. This way tw... read more
While working in a cucumber factory at the tip of Michigan's lower peninsula, I was forcefully told "Your Fired!" because, on a bet, I stuck my penis ... read more
One day I was fired for "not being a team player". As a mainframe programmer, I was searching for sample code in my bosses shared library when I came... read more
I was once fired for standing with my hands in my pockets. No kidding. While in college I worked for a men's clothing store in Florence, SC. Over t... read more
I worked in the PR department of an area hospital (St. xxxxxxMedical Center, xxxxx, KY). Part of my written, stated job description was reading local... read more
I wish I had known about the Simply fired contest while it was going on because I have a fired story that really freaks people out. I have documents t... read more
My first job when I turned 16 was as an "Assistant Rebuilding Technician" at a boat dealership in the midwest, basically I rebuilt all the engines whi... read more
I just started working for a company, xxxx in Canton, MA. It was my first "real" job out of high school. I was making crap money doing crap work, in t... read more