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Gonzales facing angry Congress over attorney firings

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Could Gonzo be Gone-zo? They're slavering for blood inside the Beltway. The US AG's chief of staff has already quit, but the Democrats want Alberto go... read more

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Love-crazed astronaut dropped by NASA

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Now that Lisa Nowak is free from her astronaut duties, she might be ready to star in a remake of Fatal Attraction, assuming that little felony charge ... read more

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Firing federal grand jurors not a great idea

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Two people who served on federal grand juries lost their jobs, and a federal court found "probably merit" that they had been retaliated against. Super... read more

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Fired for being on the wrong side of a coup

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This is one job dismissal I'm not even going to think of challenging in court...and I'll probably hold off on slashing the tires on the new Prime Mini... read more

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Fired over the Wicked Weasel

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Fear the Wicked Weasel. She will get you on the unemployment line faster than you can type NSFW. Claiming that your richly-deserved firing is a violat... read more

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New story: Ran over boss & demolished warehouse door!

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My official title was “office manager” of a small distribution plant but I was the only one who worked in the office. It sounded good. One day, my r... read more

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Fired for being too cool a bus driver

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Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round,
Kids on the bus are horsing around, it's on video, driver's fired. :eek: read more

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Fired for baring it to a barista

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Maybe she told him his grande was really a short. We know what the sheriff told this deputy after finding out about the incident, and it wasn't a prom... read more

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Fired for playing monopoly with wheat

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Canada has decided that having its Wheat Board president continue to enforce an export monopoly on grain wasn't the greatest thing since sliced bread,... read more

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Fired for prayin' and oilin'. Yeah, it was in Texas.

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This story doesn't just have an odd tale of a couple of praying ladies getting fired from UT-Arlington. It's also nailed the trifecta of discriminatio... read more

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