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Gonzales facing angry Congress over attorney firings

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Could Gonzo be Gone-zo? They're slavering for blood inside the Beltway. The US AG's chief of staff has already quit, but the Democrats want Alberto go... read more

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Love-crazed astronaut dropped by NASA

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Now that Lisa Nowak is free from her astronaut duties, she might be ready to star in a remake of Fatal Attraction, assuming that little felony charge ... read more

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Fired for not using salutations!

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I was an Area Sales Manager responsible for 4 states and as many as 17 Account Executives. I was on the road 80% of the time.

A new Manag... read more

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Firing federal grand jurors not a great idea

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Two people who served on federal grand juries lost their jobs, and a federal court found "probably merit" that they had been retaliated against. Super... read more

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Fired for being on the wrong side of a coup

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This is one job dismissal I'm not even going to think of challenging in court...and I'll probably hold off on slashing the tires on the new Prime Mini... read more

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Fired over the Wicked Weasel

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Fear the Wicked Weasel. She will get you on the unemployment line faster than you can type NSFW. Claiming that your richly-deserved firing is a violat... read more

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New story: Ran over boss & demolished warehouse door!

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My official title was “office manager” of a small distribution plant but I was the only one who worked in the office. It sounded good. One day, my r... read more

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Fired for being too cool a bus driver

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Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round,
Kids on the bus are horsing around, it's on video, driver's fired. :eek: read more

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Fired for not stealing!

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it was the end of the night and i had just finished cleaning the store and counting down the register money inside it. gave it to my boss to confirm a... read more

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Fired for ripping off motorist during a traffic stop

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Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? This one decided he was gonna turn a traffic stop into a $1,700 bonus. Woops. :rolleyes: read more

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