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Can you say 'Teletubbies'? He couldn't

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A man with a lisp got the sack from his job as a toy seller. Once he brought up the possibility of dragging them into court on discrimination charges,... read more

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How to be a genius NHL coach

Avatar simplyfiredstories submitted 643 days ago
1. Hire a guy to coach the team to a great season and a two seed in the playoffs.

2. Fire his butt a week before the playoffs begin.
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Wal-Mart's fired guy just did his job

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Break out the Orwell references, Bruce Gabbard, the guy who got fired for tapping communications between a New York Times reporter and some Wal-Martia... read more

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Hershey folks get bitter taste of outsourcing

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About 1,500 jobs will be devoured like candy when Hershey restructures and sends some operations out of the US to Mexico. Thanks NAFTA! :( read more

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Wal-Martian canned for taping calls to NYT reporter

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They like the New York Times in Bentonville, Arkansas about as much as they like seeing same-store sales drop in Wal-Marts nationwide, so having to su... read more

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He got a pink slip to go with his white sheet

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A Nebraska state trooper who joined the most active Ku Klux Klan organization in the US, and was fired for doing so, wants his job back. He claims he ... read more

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Two fired due to gorilla breast fetish

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Koko the gorilla may have an extensive vocabulary but two of her keepers seriously doubted the primate asked them to make like Tarzan and go bare-ches... read more

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TV photographer couldn't hold it

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"It" being his urine and his job. Meanwhile another journalist took the opportunity to backstab his fellow reporter, photographed the incident, and go... read more

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News flash, firing is depressing

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Well, science has confirmed what millions of people have known for years. Being fired isn't the happiest day in most people's lives. Sometimes it is, ... read more

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Good thing it wasn't the tuba player

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A substitute music teacher heard one wrong note too many from her charges, called the class "the worst players I've ever heard," and whomped a 10 year... read more

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