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Finalist for contest: Fired for asking for I.D.!

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Being an Army wife, I‘ve had the opportunity to see many cultures. While stationed in Alabama, I realized that there really are parts of our own count... read more

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Finalist for contest: X-rayed!

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I was employed as a Court Security Officer working in Springfield, Mo. I was working at the front entrance with another Court Security Officer screeni... read more

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Finalist for contest: At the car wash!

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When I was 16, I got a job vacuuming the insides of cars with hopes of joining the ranks of the dreadlocked car-wiper-downers-for-big-tips at the end ... read more

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Finalist for contest: Dildo Duel

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My college job was delivering furniture for a major retailer. Dad was the Manager so I was always on my best behavior. One afternoon, we had a bedroom... read more

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Finalist for contest: Ran over boss!

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My official title was “office manager” of a small distribution plant but I was the only one who worked in the office. It sounded good. One day, my red... read more

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Finalist for contest: Buzzard story

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Several years ago while working our way through college, my brother and myself worked at a chicken processing plant. Our job was to place the processe... read more

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Finalist for contest: Fired for being seen on TV!

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When I was 14 years old, I had a job at a seafood restaurant, working Friday evenings and weekends, which interfered with activities I enjoyed. I didn... read more

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Just had to repost this one from another forum

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Funny story ...not really eligible for the contest because it isn't their story. I was also able to find a video to keep up with the theme of the stor... read more

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Feed of the day:)

Avatar simplydamon submitted 641 days ago
Cool! Simply Fired made a feed of a day from a blog site:)

Feed of the day

The blog mentions three stories:
Fired for askin... read more

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Mark Jen's blog picture seems to capture the spirit of the contest well:)

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Mark Jen's photo is awesome:)


See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil! read more

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