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Fired for ripping off motorist during a traffic stop

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Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? This one decided he was gonna turn a traffic stop into a $1,700 bonus. Woops. :rolleyes: read more

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Fired for adding hair to a copier

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And now for something completely different, here's a tale from Laura E., describing how her dream job became just another resume entry:

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Fired for peeking under the judge's robes

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I'll make this quick - in this courtroom, 'bang the gavel' and 'I'll meet counsel in my chambers' took on a whole new meaning. Employment adjourned! :... read more

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Fired for a Ludacris reason

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Elizabeth Henry found entertainment with attitude
But her boss at Sprint thought it too crude
Hints of racism were posed
Then Elizabeth... read more

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Fired (cop) for celebrating (shooting) the New Year

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Firearm hijinks and a New Year's Eve that nearly turned deadly. Make a cop the triggerman and you've got a story that only Texas could deliver. :eek: read more

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Fired for looking for hackers; they weren't for his Congressman boss though

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The communications director for Montana's House rep Denny Rehberg must have spent way too much time hazing freshmen and not enough time studying to ea... read more

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Fired for working too hard!

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I was fired as the electronics department supervisor because I "expected my employees to work even when it wasn't busy", and "that the type of employe... read more

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Coming of age!

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I always thought that people that hire you would actually LOOK at your resume, but hey, that's just me...

I was working at a department sto... read more

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Fired for pouring the wrong bottle of wine (Sep.2005 entry)!

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before my other 30495734095743097 jobs i was working as a waiter in a country club for about 2 weeeks and i was in training for a while before i final... read more

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Fired for trying to protect you

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When they aren't busy confiscating your Crest or patting down your grandmother, the Department of Homeland Security is firing whistleblowers for calli... read more

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