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Bootlegging into prison, and it's not what you think

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Nope, it's not that either. Ex-cons with a need for Grand Theft Auto (the game) and Blow (the movie) managed to get prison guards to smuggle in comput... read more

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Fired for ratting out the boss

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The boss really was a rat at this one body shop in California. He's about to get a hot wax enema full of instant karma now that the EEOC is involved. ... read more

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Unprofitable drug dealers fired

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Pfizer's pharmaceutical revenues have been downright flaccid. 10,000 people will lose their jobs in a cost cutting response to competition from generi... read more

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Judge Slobbo could be fired for messiness

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Have you ever had your desk so chaotically strewn with documents and files that stuff would disappear for a year? I'm sorry, I mean besides you, Judge... read more

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Fired for printing art with his butt

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Good thing he's fetching $900 for his artwork because that teaching career, well, it just may be over for him now that he's out on his ass. :rolleyes:... read more

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Fired coach deserves a swift punch

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A truly fair court would recommend sentencing this jerk to a dose of his own medicine, preferably by someone wearing a spiked cestus. Or making him Sa... read more

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Fired for flying the boozy skies

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Before reporting for takeoff, this unnamed pilot chose to stop by the bar for a pre-flight fueling with his friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam. A sharp... read more

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Fired for losing in the ratings race every week

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Rene Syler won't have to get up at 4 am any more for The Early Show. CBS honchos decided the best thing to do for Rene while she battles breast cancer... read more

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Fired for going credit card wild

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A Board of Elections employee in Clinton County, Ohio, used her department credit card for some major culinary purchases that were not approved by her... read more

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Fired for...well...wow, really?

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Miss Nevada lost her crown after losing her clothes and inhibitions in front of a camera, because that stuff always ends up on teh Intarwebs. Especial... read more

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