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Fired for passing on the right

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Meh: Guy gets busted for moving violation

News: He sped up behind a couple of state troopers in their car, then swerved around them to pass... read more

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Fired for losing Boeing's laptop

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They've lost three laptops containing personally identifiable information in the past thirteen months. This time not only did they fire the dope who l... read more

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Fired for not stealing!

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it was the end of the night and i had just finished cleaning the store and counting down the register money inside it. gave it to my boss to confirm a... read more

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Fired for checking his dates for felonies

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It's one thing to Google a prospective date for some background info, because it's nice to know if a special girl really hates your favorite band base... read more

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Fired for being a Bad Santa

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Someone in Utah may be a little too much of a Billy Bob Thornton fan. Santa's supposed to make up the naughty list, not make it on himself. :o read more

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Fired for eulogizing Nazi pilot

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60 years is not long enough. Keep it to yourselves already. Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to pull out a bucket of salt (metaphorically) and du... read more

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Fired for being a lousy coordinator

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Tom Walsh spent about a decade running a B&B before Art Shell brought him on to be the Oakland Raiders offensive coordinator.

This year th... read more

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Fired for doing a scrummy job

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Andy Robinson sure stunk at coaching rugby on the international level. I wonder if losing twice to France was the final straw for the RFU?

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Pam fires Kid, wait, Kid sacks Pam!

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And they said it wouldn't last. Well, it didn't. Unless you call four months a lasting relationship. When Hollywood gets around to remaking "The Seven... read more

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Fired for yawning at a kidnapping

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Not news: A crime is committed in Dallas.

News: Guy kicks in a door, drags a screaming woman to his car.

Hooray!: Citizen sees t... read more

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