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2008.04.08: Searching for change in The Futon of Love
2008.03.20: Boss drives chauffeur away with indecent proposal
2008.03.19: Red Sox fire unfair Japan policy
2008.03.18: Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
2008.03.17: Leave Britney alone you hospital people!
2008.03.13: Librarian fired for turning in kiddie porn viewer
2008.03.12: Eliot Spitzer fires himself
2008.03.11: Your computer will kill your job
2008.03.10: Spitzer spritzes away Albany with call girl
2008.03.06: CBS Eye sheds no tears over Shelley Ross
2008.03.05: Head-tapping teacher sues over firing
2008.03.04: Dinner Impossible and so is a fake CV
2008.03.03: Hawks coach experiences early Ides of March
2008.02.27: Hi honey, sorry about your job
2008.02.26: Being Brian Billick
2008.02.25: Cathay Pacific pilot buzzes unemployment line
2008.02.21: Coaches: Martz dishes, Sampson going, O'Brien cashes in
2008.02.19: CNN producer axed for blogging
2008.02.14: Sideline reporters sidelined by ESPN
2008.02.13: You can't teach with a gun in your truck
2008.02.12: GM tries driving off 74,000 workers
2008.02.11: Big mustache? That's a firing
2008.02.07: Truckers want to drive off DOT Secretary
2008.02.06: Massachusetts doesn't listen to Buffett or Dilbert
2008.02.05: Honesty honestly not the best policy
2008.02.04: Public radio firing becomes public fight
2008.01.31: Alycia Lane to court, maybe WWE too
2008.01.30: Giuliani and Edwards fired by voters
2008.01.29: Can you say "fired" Mr. Rogers?
2008.01.28: Big bucks for fired Starbucks CEO
2008.01.24: Harsh. Medical sweetleaf will get you fired
2008.01.23: DC workers fired over porn at the office
2008.01.22: Norv Turner calls for CYA option
2008.01.21: LA Times editor says no to cuts
2008.01.17: How not to proofread your work
2008.01.16: Canadian nuclear watchdog nuked
2008.01.15: Would Annie Lennox lie to you?
2008.01.14: Lauren Conrad totally not fired by Teen Vogue
2008.01.10: Police chief beer thief fired in brief
2008.01.09: Side job sidelines marriage
2008.01.08: Starbucks decaffeinates CEO
2008.01.07: Cop-punching anchor fired in Philly
2008.01.03: Tuna almost missed someone
2008.01.02: Secret emails from the NFL
2007.12.27: Lunch lady loses her meal ticket
2007.12.26: Lusty novelist paged for writing on the job
2007.12.24: Bulls gore Stiles on Christmas Eve
2007.12.19: Fired for posting a Dilbert strip?
2007.12.18: Travolta's JR shot off Dallas set
2007.12.17: Dumb and $161.5 million richer
2007.12.13: Vote against The Donald? You're fired!
2007.12.12: He's fired for being a stereotypical lawyer
2007.12.11: Bobby Petrino flies away from Falcons
2007.12.10: Creationist fired for failing to evolve
2007.12.06: Taser happy cop gets MySpaced
2007.12.05: Starting a career at age four
2007.12.04: UCLA punts its football coach
2007.12.03: Game over for GameSpot editor
2007.11.29: Fired? No, it's a different direction
2007.11.28: Red Cross boss played with the wrong fluids
2007.11.27: London Tube's voice fired for being funny
2007.11.26: Weak ACC football schools fire their coaches
2007.11.21: Fired, yeah, but the 8-year health plan was great
2007.11.20: Circuit City wants to unfire its fired workers
2007.11.19: Carr drives away from Ann Arbor
2007.11.15: Nunsense! Sisters act out, get fired
2007.11.14: Top 10 changes in Fred's life
2007.11.13: OH NOES! Could Fred be doomed?
2007.11.12: Nude sleepwalkers and fairy princes
2007.11.08: Diplomats oddly wary of Iraq postings
2007.11.07: They feared his old porn career
2007.11.06: Your boss won't get fired
2007.11.05: Wal-Mart Julie ends her lawsuit
2007.11.02: Lawyer hunter fired for hunting protected lawyers
2007.11.01: Dude, you're losing the Bear Stearns gig
2007.10.31: How profane was that profanity?
2007.10.30: The sheriff, his wife, a mistress, and lots of cash
2007.10.29: FEMA faker Philbin fired
2007.10.25: Bank of America cuts up 3,000 jobs
2007.10.24: Gosling goosed out of film by Jackson
2007.10.23: L.A. eats $95,000 payout to fire Gloria Jeff
2007.10.22: Goalie-benching coach gets himself red-carded
2007.10.19: Torre disses $5 million deal. What?!
2007.10.17: Oh and six? Oh get out!
2007.10.16: Nebraska mistakes AD for coach, fires him
2007.10.15: AOHell, 2,000 jobs scorched
2007.10.12: Remain calm! All is well!
2007.10.11: Did Obama's campaign fire someone or not?
2007.10.10: A history of firing
2007.10.09: A tale of three bosses
2007.10.08: Pirates scuttle their skipper
2007.10.04: Butt painter sues his school
2007.10.03: Say hey Willie, you're still hired
2007.10.02: Isiah Thomas costs the Knicks again
2007.10.01: Who should the Mets fire first?
2007.09.28: Opera stirs drama by firing soprano
2007.09.27: Lab tech bites boy, suffers job overbite
2007.09.26: Reasons to be bummed out at work
2007.09.25: Professor snakebit over Adam and Eve
2007.09.24: Nintendo contractor gets Game Over pink slip
2007.09.21: Hooked by eBay, sacked by bosses
2007.09.20: Teacher flunks Hysterical Parents 101
2007.09.18: Knicks fouled over firing executive
2007.09.17: Joan goes blogging, Lisa hits the carpet
2007.09.13: Mysterious war hawk fired by ABC
2007.09.12: Waiter fired for heroism
2007.09.11: Remember...
2007.09.10: Job cuts going to the house
2007.09.07: Pirates scuttle GM, no one notices
2007.09.06: Get fired, everyone else is
2007.09.05: Nukes on a plane
2007.09.04: Carr Wreck
2007.08.29: Greedy fired Wal-Mart exec getting a spanking
2007.08.28: EarthLink disconnecting 900 workers
2007.08.27: Astros bench manager and GM
2007.08.23: Lovelorn court clerk gets gaveled
2007.08.22: Wal-Mart Julie has to go to Arkansas
2007.08.21: Sex, divorce, DNA, and some underwear
2007.08.20: Ever get that rundown just-fired feeling?
2007.08.17: Lawyer splits Brit, splits from Brit
2007.08.16: Tech toppers tossed at Technorati and PodTech
2007.08.15: Accused stalker dribbled off the court. Coach?
2007.08.13: K-Fed secretly axed from film
2007.08.10: Cop deprives department of chance to fire him
2007.08.09: Guy with long name fired in Poland
2007.08.08: Fired? Better admit it
2007.08.07: Santeria didn't make the curriculum
2007.08.06: Jury pool member says boss sunk her job
2007.08.02: Juvenile snickering more fun than the firing
2007.08.01: Airport managers grounded for bagging cash
2007.07.31: Tour de Firing full of dopesvspac
2007.07.30: Monster staff being devoured
2007.07.27: Swastikas don't make a friendly work environment
2007.07.26: Hey, hey Paula, did they fire you?
2007.07.25: Intern cries scapegoat after losing tape
2007.07.24: Auditor's mistake as big as Texas
2007.07.20: Even Muggles like you should be celebrating
2007.07.19: Blogging? You are so fired
2007.07.18: Severance? We don't do that here
2007.07.17: NBC thinks reporters are really stupid
2007.07.16: A hiring story of yellow sticky notes
2007.07.12: Politico golfs while government lays off thousands
2007.07.11: Chicago reporter fired for aquatic hijinks
2007.07.10: Fired coal miner hits a rich vein
2007.07.09: Hurricane boss forced out to sea
2007.07.06: News anchor suspended for burying the mayor's lead
2007.07.05: Pomeroy tosses out Pomeroy
2007.07.02: Reds fire Narron, and Hargrove fires himself
2007.06.29: From 'you're busted' to 'fries with that?'
2007.06.28: You can't treat prison like Vegas
2007.06.27: He didn't account for the Feds
2007.06.26: Teacher fired for flunking screwups
2007.06.25: Bears reloading after they fire Tank
2007.06.22: Hey barkeep, don't flag the Senator
2007.06.21: Grey's Anatomy star gets his career flatlined
2007.06.20: Peek-a-boo, the guard sees you
2007.06.19: Lights, camera, fired
2007.06.18: Orioles clip manager's wings
2007.06.06: Game over for Sony and Nintendo staffers
2007.06.05: Call for boss firing backfires on profs
2007.06.04: Wal-Mart Julie sued for defamation
2007.06.01: Larry Birkhead fires his lawyer
2007.05.31: Politics claims cancer patient's job
2007.05.30: Things not to say to your students
2007.05.29: Iowa is full of weird firings
2007.05.25: Wal-Mart's fired gal fires back
2007.05.24: Doc Martens curb-stomps ad agency
2007.05.23: Magic fires Hill. Yeah, again.
2007.05.22: Ex-Interior official getting probed
2007.05.21: Gossipers fired. Have you heard!
2007.05.17: Teacher flunks at behaving nicely
2007.05.16: Cop hooked over seafood theft
2007.05.15: Georgia isn't sweet on golf coach
2007.05.14: Canning The Apprentice? I want video
2007.05.11: Monica making trouble for the White House
2007.05.10: Sting stung over chef sacking
2007.05.09: Gov't sponger Googled, fired
2007.05.08: Fired guy can rule out makeup sex with ex-gal pal
2007.05.07: Paris punts publicist
2007.05.03: Yankees fires dope over hammys
2007.05.02: Someone at Comcast's gonna get fired
2007.05.01: Teacher tossed for seeking a little mermaid
2007.04.30: Floridians would love to be fired
2007.04.27: College admission dean fired for fibbing
2007.04.26: Pacers bounce Carlisle off the court
2007.04.25: Rosie dumped, Donald cheers
2007.04.24: Here comes the judge. And the prosecutor
2007.04.23: Death doesn't get in the way of fraud
2007.04.20: Musselman's crown removed by Kings
2007.04.19: WebMD pulls plug on its CTO
2007.04.18: $12 million reasons to consider a career change
2007.04.17: Paramedic revived dead man's bank account
2007.04.16: They probably think "fences" go around a yard
2007.04.13: Citigroup not kidding about firing, but that consolidation thing was just for laughs
2007.04.12: Imus disconnected by CBS
2007.04.11: Katie Couric's library card a mystery to her
2007.04.10: Brandy poured out of Talent job
2007.04.09: Con artist fires his memory of $134 million smackeroonies
2007.04.07: Firefighter fired for faking frailty
2007.04.05: Cops find use for scalped World Series tickets
2007.04.04: Fired Wal-Mart snoop says they spy on everybody
2007.04.03: Hockey guy backstabs second coach in 8 years
2007.04.02: Tale of the HR drug test form
2007.04.02: Got Pranks?
2007.03.30: Shareholders bust caps in GTA's board and CEO
2007.03.30: And we are back!
2007.03.27: Fred's taking a blogging break
2007.03.26: But did the psychic see this coming?
2007.03.22: Firing time at LA Times over sexytime
2007.03.21: Federal whistleblower protection is a little drafty
2007.03.20: Family friendly programming does not include family-making imagery
2007.03.19: Sheller shacked for shaying Teletubbiesh
2007.03.16: Fired deputy spaced out on MySpace
2007.03.15: How not to run your school fundraiser
2007.03.14: Fired teacher can't bewitch court for cash
2007.03.13: Gonzo Gone-Zo? Maybe so
2007.03.12: Getting fired is bad, m'kay?
2007.03.09: Mrs Grumpy Lady hits a sour note
2007.03.08: Astronaut fired from NASA, no rocket required
2007.03.07: You too can be a Wikipedia theology expert
2007.03.06: Wal-Mart fires eavesdropping tech, doesn't thank him for shopping
2007.03.06: When we said we'd treat you like family, we meant the Sopranos
2007.03.05: Urine big trouble now
2007.03.05: FredPoll – who deserves punishment over Walter Reed?
2007.03.02: Tagger tagged for tagging Mayor's bus
2007.03.01: More Midwestern firefighting drama
2007.02.28: Prison official could be back to work, as an inmate
2007.02.28: Aw rats
2007.02.27: Firemen want their chief hosed out of office
2007.02.26: Intent to adopt surprisingly not a good reason for firing
2007.02.23: Sorry about that, Chief
2007.02.22: Koko blamed for two firings
2007.02.21: Teacher scrambled over egg issue
2007.02.20: Voldemort gets Qantas consort fired
2007.02.16: Sought weed, found bush
2007.02.16: Don't ask, don't tell, don't be stupid?
2007.02.15: How to get fired on your day off
2007.02.15: Jobs melting at Hershey
2007.02.14: Even the losers get lucky sometimes
2007.02.14: Hygenic lab job fight gets dirty
2007.02.13: Marty's gone, but it's Cam and Wade who got hosed
2007.02.12: Cold water splashed on coach's job
2007.02.12: Pecked by tough decision
2007.02.09: No joke, Cartoon Network head gone
2007.02.09: Edwards undeletes his bloggers
2007.02.08: Emissions manager emitted from job
2007.02.08: Freeze ices weatherman's job
2007.02.07: John Edwards deletes two bloggers
2007.02.07: Reporters decide to speed up their firing
2007.02.06: What is mishandled evidence?
2007.02.05: To Spring Arbor, Thanks for everything, Julie Nemecek
2007.02.05: Forbes looking for fired advice
2007.02.02: Annabelle talks up Fired! on NPR
2007.02.02: Manhood: check; outrage: check; pink slip: yup
2007.02.01: Welcome to the ~~Social~~ unemployment line
2007.01.31: Somebody is so fired at Turner Broadcasting
2007.01.31: Wal-Mart says its fired gal has a cheating heart
2007.01.30: Ranting at Big Apple babysitters
2007.01.29: K-Fed knows restaurant jobs
2007.01.29: From sub skipper to Subway sandwich artist
2007.01.27: Reply All is not your friend
2007.01.26: Order in the court or you're fired, judge
2007.01.26: Swedish banker thief bork bork bork
2007.01.25: So much for advanced alien technology
2007.01.25: Groping, ogling, firing
2007.01.24: T-Wolves bounce coach out of the pack
2007.01.23: Gap won't be filled with Pressler
2007.01.23: Jobs go limp at Viagra maker
2007.01.22: Sallie belongs to the Citi
2007.01.22: Heroic slacker fired for narcissism
2007.01.19: Time counts down magazine workers
2007.01.19: Fired! at the movies
2007.01.18: Dubya and company clear out attorneys
2007.01.17: Diagnosis: Fired!
2007.01.17: White Sox darn foul to ball girls
2007.01.16: She is perfect for handling taxpayer money
2007.01.16: Politics, politics, eight people fired
2007.01.15: NFL: John Fox goes CYA and Marty could be kicked
2007.01.15: Work sucks. I'm calling in dehydrated.
2007.01.12: We can help you on the road to retirement
2007.01.12: Postal worker facing 5,000 years in prison
2007.01.11: It's a cop double feature!
2007.01.11: Fishing from the pier
2007.01.10: Chesterfield lost a tremendous asset today
2007.01.09: No Jive, Britney hasn't been fired
2007.01.09: Tucker Carlson gets a blogger fired
2007.01.08: Loving may be full of haters
2007.01.05: Commies toss reporter for investigating their corruption
2007.01.05: Art Shell goes from coach to office intern
2007.01.04: MassMutual gets to pay their fired guy $50 million
2007.01.04: Club Paris evicts its Hilton
2007.01.03: Old guy sues over age discrimination
2007.01.03: Job hunting for the stars
2007.01.02: Lions replace two coaches and a bad hip, but keep Millen
2007.01.02: Jaguars fire damn near everyone
2007.01.01: It's the Jim and Denny show!
2006.12.29: You suck, you're fired, here's $10 million, now get out
2006.12.28: Ludacris reason for firing Sprint employee
2006.12.28: Grizzlies can't bear Fratello's coaching
2006.12.27: Election worker fired for bad taste
2006.12.26: Pilot grounded for cruising with booze
2006.12.26: Fred's finest bowl game treat
2006.12.22: Congressional aide gets an F for fired
2006.12.21: Did the crime, did the time, got the pink slip
2006.12.21: Pageant gods take their revenge
2006.12.20: Cubicles are no place for prayer
2006.12.19: The Donald doesn't dump Tara Conner
2006.12.18: Judith Part Deux – The Slur Edition
2006.12.18: OJ's biggest fan snuffed by Old Man Murdoch
2006.12.15: Swedes ready to fire their town's name
2006.12.14: Super DUI-busting cop busted for...
2006.12.13: Don't cop an attitude with a state trooper
2006.12.12: The best firing in the NFL this year
2006.12.12: Hey, driver, tell those kids to chill
2006.12.11: Trump Junior hears those two words
2006.12.11: Wal-Mart sells out its marketing exec
2006.12.08: Battlin' principal loses fight for job
2006.12.08: So much for that experiment
2006.12.07: Cop gives himself a bonus and a pink slip
2006.12.06: Bad Santa – U.K. edition
2006.12.06: Bad Santa – Yikes! edition
2006.12.05: Cardinal coach plucked after two seasons
2006.12.05: Santa puts himself on the fired list
2006.12.04: Prep yourself for firing over the holidays
2006.12.04: Check out dates, just not on the cop computer
2006.12.02: Leftovers? No thanks, I'm good
2006.12.01: Frisco firings over video, 2006 edition
2006.12.01: Game over for PlayStation's Kutaragi
2006.11.30: Hoops coach dribbled out of Minnesota
2006.11.30: Nebraska teacher expelled for being mean
2006.11.29: 911 operator not impressed by kidnapping
2006.11.29: Fired Apprentice becomes hired Microsoftie
2006.11.28: Axl Rose axes opening act
2006.11.28: Matt Millen's richly deserved firing coming soon, hopefully
2006.11.27: Parcells boots Vanderjagt
2006.11.27: AD's sack dance over coaches
2006.11.24: Coker fired by massive AD
2006.11.22: Emory University fires Nerds
2006.11.22: Whopper no mayo, with firings, I mean onion rings!
2006.11.21: Cop fired for being too Taser-happy
2006.11.21: Chat's a drug, fired guy said
2006.11.20: Talk about a real prick
2006.11.17: U R teh fired oh noes me=busted
2006.11.17: Forecast calls for nudity followed by a streak of firing
2006.11.16: Honor my fired guy or lose a million dollars
2006.11.15: Fred hits 100! Let's talk pigskin
2006.11.15: AD fouls out of job
2006.11.14: American Pie 5-0 - The special Cops version
2006.11.14: Rum and driving special needs kids does not mix
2006.11.13: Blue Jackets ice their coach
2006.11.13: Valleywag's Wagger fired
2006.11.11: University prez ruined $20 million donation, countdown to firing begins
2006.11.10: A's fire Oakland, and 49ers may fire SF
2006.11.09: Fat lady hasn't sung for fired opera critic
2006.11.09: Drunk and naked is no way to go through life, officer
2006.11.08: Mmm tasty! Health inspectors fired for faking it
2006.11.08: Mac Guy hung up by his hoodie
2006.11.07: Britney Fires K-Fed
2006.11.06: Borat is bad karma for Dharma
2006.11.06: Pastor fired over drugs, sex; rock 'n' roll wants to party with him
2006.11.03: And again, a radio host fired for mouthing off
2006.11.02: Stop the presses, reporter fired for union organizing
2006.11.02: Cincy DJ forcibly signed off the air
2006.11.01: Clock runs out on Michigan State coach
2006.11.01: Flipping off the President, now that's a fireable offense
2006.10.31: City manager fired by "forces of evil"
2006.10.30: How to screw up and still leave work with $530,000
2006.10.30: I know, let's take the air marshals off the flights
2006.10.26: Surprise – Democrat outed Foley. More surprise – he gets fired for it.
2006.10.26: Cowtown director fired...or was she?
2006.10.25: Brad Pitt "Snatch"-es jobs from E! flacks
2006.10.25: Guy soaks a million from Miami water department. Firingalarity ensues.
2006.10.24: Jailer fired for shooting criminal
2006.10.24: Dawg Pound barks happily at Carthon's firing
2006.10.23: Flyers check coach and GM into the fired box
2006.10.23: Cops of Troy not very heroic
2006.10.20: Mercury News will tell 101, "Happy Fired Holidays"
2006.10.19: Coke dealer, counterfeiter, deputy sheriff, uh what?
2006.10.19: For L.A. sports fans, a fate worse than firing
2006.10.18: Cop fired, wait, not fired, wait, suspended, for lame MySpace page
2006.10.18: Please put on some Pelican Briefs
2006.10.17: Fassel fossilized by Ravens
2006.10.17: Ken Macha fired by Moneyball
2006.10.16: Ex-Miami Hurricane player now ex-broadcaster too
2006.10.16: A baseball firing, and it's not a manager
2006.10.13: England manager fired by his PR coach
2006.10.13: Fired cops tried to buy a better salary
2006.10.12: Fired Freston fete could turn into Redstone roast
2006.10.12: Storm fired from Supernova
2006.10.11: Then the dream ends (part three)
2006.10.11: The dream continues (part two)
2006.10.11: I dream about pasty white executives getting fired (part one)
2006.10.10: The Yankees don't plan to fire their manager, honest!
2006.10.10: Restaurant ownership deal becomes a firing (for real!)
2006.10.09: Reporter fired for writing
2006.10.09: Maybe the Yankees will fire their manager
2006.10.06: New York Yankees fire manager!
2006.10.06: Fired art teacher learning the art of being smeared
2006.10.05: LA Times publisher fired for not firing people
2006.10.05: Shooting and teaching and kissing, no firing yet
2006.10.04: Showalter bucked from the Rangers
2006.10.04: Gimme a F! Gimme an I! C'mon, I can't hear you...
2006.10.03: Texas fears Greek nudes and fires a teacher
2006.10.03: Job security – there are some things money just can't buy
2006.10.03: Did she forget to wash her hands?
2006.10.02: NFL coaches who will learn new definition for "sack"
2006.10.02: Baker brushed off at Wrigley
2006.09.30: Mocking teachers will lead to firing in 3...2...1
2006.09.29: T.O. to trainer – if you're going to talk, you have to walk
2006.09.28: Kawasaki on revving up the firing engine
2006.09.28: Valleywag desperately seeking Intel about firings
2006.09.27: The Donald deserves to hear Those Two Words
2006.09.27: Jason Whitlock drops names as ESPN drops him
2006.09.25: Howard Stern gets Post to toss a critic
2006.09.25: Shanghai Fired – the commie edition
2006.09.20: Email and the self-inflicted firing
2006.09.19: DJ soon to be laughed out of court over his firing
2006.09.18: Waitresses whacked by weightist New York bosses
2006.09.15: Altercation loses a fight
2006.09.14: AFC stands for Already Fired Coaches
2006.09.14: NFL means Need to Fire some Losers
2006.09.14: Bristol-Myers Squibb puts Dolan on the dole
2006.09.13: She's come un-Dunn
2006.09.12: NY Times, masters of the obvious
2006.09.11: Express map to Fired in just a few words
2006.09.11: Felon advises bully on firing people
2006.09.09: Kareem sky-hooks pregnant employee's job
2006.09.08: Game over for Joystiq's Robert Summa
2006.09.08: Wanted: Viacom CEO - must be psychic and a crony
2006.09.07: Fred's choice for the "Someone Fire This Jerk" award
2006.09.06: Beyonce fired her dad NO SHE DIDN'T!
2006.09.06: TouchPlay delivers a fired-gram to postman
2006.09.06: The Mike Keenan way to lose an NHL job
2006.09.05: Brandeis softballers prep claws for real world
2006.09.01: Newsflash – stealing will get you fired
2006.09.01: Free yourself from drudgery, Internet overuse will set you free
2006.08.31: Radio Shack – you got questions, we've got blank stares.
2006.08.31: Carolyn Kepcher Trumped by The Donald's daughter
2006.08.30: A governor, a babysitter, and fired people
2006.08.30: Fired reporter unclear on the 'plagiarism' concept
2006.08.18: Sign language can be deadly
2006.08.18: Grounded by NWA? Try dumpster diving!
2006.08.18: SimplyFired Gets Back 2 Work
2006.05.08: Summer Job Sob Stories Contest
2006.02.14: The 'My Fired Valentine' Contest
2006.02.13: Top 10 Rules for Safe Sex in the Workplace

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