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Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Posted on March 18, 2008 4:42 PM
Not a firing story, but one of a baseball player likely to be placed on the injured list, which is kind of like being fired for a few days.
This might be the most painful injury report I've ever seen...
Mar 16 2B Kaz Matsui is scheduled to undergo surgery Monday in Houston to repair an anal fissure, which is a tear of the skin near the anus that causes bleeding and periodic pain. He's expected to miss two weeks, which would put him in doubt for the March 31 season opener at San Diego.The stream of Japanese profanity when he first experienced this injury must have been hot enough to blister paint. I couldn't even re-read the injury report without clinching in sympathy. Every time Kaz takes a dump, half the locker room probably gets to hear the seven words you can't say on Japanese television.
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