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Eliot Spitzer fires himself
Posted on March 12, 2008 4:45 PM
No real surprise that the ex-Governor of New York decided to punt on 4th and 53 rather than trying to make a play to save his career. See this picture of the Pay for Luv Guv and his charming wife? These last couple of days must have been a blast for Erotic Eliot.
The guy was totally Mister Law and Order, and probably looking at some real estate in DC on Pennsylvania Avenue in 2012. Big white house, you may have seen it in photographs.
This might be Kristen, the Pay for Luv Guv's play date. Her name's Kristen. She's smoking hot. So hot that Erotic Eliot decided to pay for her out of a traceable bank account.
He busted a few prostitution rings in his time, you'd think he'd stick with cash and prepaid phones when engaging a professional service.
But when you get that much power, you get arrogant. He used a buddy's name as an alias for his banging dates. That guy, George Fox, wasn't real happy about being dragged into the mess. Using a friend's name, that was stupid, since it's one more piece of proof tying the out of work Governor to his buff little brunette.
He'll probably have a talk show in a couple of years. He can use Leno and Letterman as references, since Eliot pretty much wrote their monologues for the next month.