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Tuna almost missed someone
Posted by Fired Fred on January 3, 2008 4:39 PM
From inside the mind of the Big Tuna, Bill Parcells, about 24 hours ago...
Dammit, something's bothering me. Tossed Mueller out, that was the big item in my day planner. Thank god for those Stephen Covey books, I wouldn't be able to remember a single birthday if I hadn't bought those, had someone read them, and got them to pick up a planner and fill all that stuff in for me.
Birthday...did I forget someone's...no, that's not it. Crap.
Hey, Bullethead, how ya doin'? Thanks for keeping the team. You should have seen the look on Blank's face when I told him to forget about the job he was offering. What a rube. Played him like a violin. Sure made you add a zero to the contract though, didn't I?
Hahaha. Dammit. What am I forgetting? The horses, no, that's all good, they're being brought down from Sarasota to Ocala. I should have done that years ago. Cripes, upstate New York in winter, are you kidding me?
Hey, Ricky Williams, how ya doin'? No problem, glad we could hang on to you, fragile bitch that you are now thanks to the dope and the yoga. If I could move your ass for a seventh round pick I'd do it in the time it takes me to fart the theme to Spongebob.
Farting? No, did that out by the secretaries. Got to let them know where they stand. In my case, upwind. Hahaha.
Hey Cam, how's it go....hey, yeah, let's talk for two seconds. You're fired. Ok, one second.
No. That wasn't it. Ah, forget about it, I'm going to flip through the cheerleader calendar in the executive bathroom again.