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Top 10 changes in Fred's life
Posted by Fired Fred on November 14, 2007 4:42 PM
Well that chat with Sachin went well. I can't get into the specifics of course, except that I'm not as fired as I thought I'd be. However, as I expected, there will be a few changes at Fred Central.
10) Old DVD viewing plan: Netflix. New DVD viewing plan: standing around inside Fry's on the weekends to watch whatever DVD's on the display flat screens.
9) So long, two ply softness in the porcelain throne room. Yo ho, yo ho, it's single ply for me.
8) A lot more veggies in Fred's diet. Lots lots more.
7) And ramen. Especially ramen.
6) Beer? Ha haha ha. The only way a six pack of Harp's will get into my place is if there's a commercial for it on the Internet.
5) Rediscovering the library and hoping the normal daily allowance of perverts stick to the computers and stay away from the magazines.
4) Good thing sleeping's still free.
3) Sorry, I can't afford a whole top ten list.
Let's just say I'm feeling solidarity with the writers on strike in Hollywood.