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Sex, divorce, DNA, and some underwear
Posted by Fired Fred on August 21, 2007 5:06 PM
Let's face it, everyone uses stuff at work for personal reasons sometimes. Usually it's just pens, staples, maybe a few hundred sheets of copier or printer paper, a half-dozen filet mignons from the restaurant's freezer. You know, normal stuff.
A forensic scientist for the Michigan State Police has been fired for using things from her workplace for a very personal reason: proving her soon to be ex-husband was playing Hide The Salami with another woman...
Ann Chamberlain, formerly Ann Gordon, was fired for violating department administrative policy, officials said.The men and women in blue always find a way to come through for me with a fired story. Analyzer Ann will be ok, I think. If she's good enough at doing the whole CSI thing for real and finding Eau De Tiffany on her hubby's Hanes, someone will hire her.
At a hearing earlier this year in Ingham County family court, Chamberlain told an attorney representing her former husband, Charles Gordon Jr., that she used crime lab equipment to test his underwear, and found evidence of another woman's DNA.
At a later hearing, Chamberlain said she ran the September 2006 DNA tests on her own time with expired chemicals that otherwise would have been thrown away.
how do you know all of this stuff
Posted on: August 22, 2007 7:35 AM
I meet Elvis for coffee every morning, and he passes along what the space aliens tell him.
Posted on: August 22, 2007 4:18 PM