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K-Fed secretly axed from film

Posted by Fired Fred on August 13, 2007 4:31 PM
>We've fired K-Fed from his tiny part in Keanu Reeves' 'The Night Watchman' without telling him. Let's see what happens when he arrives on the set.<

"Hey, how's it going?"

"Excuse me? Who are you?"

"I'm Kevin. Which way to wardrobe?"

"There ain't no Kevin working in wardrobe."

"No, no, I'm here to shoot my scene today."

"Who the hell are you?"

"I told you, I'm Kevin. Kevin Federline."

"Dude, you ain't on the list."

"Wha???"

"Security? We have a situation."

"But my manager said it's all set for today!" (phone rings in his pocket; he answer, looks embarrassed, leaves.)

"Damn freak. Go back to suing Britney over the kids!"
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