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Cop deprives department of chance to fire him

Posted by Fired Fred on August 10, 2007 5:19 PM
The old reliable bad boys have come through for me again. Here's how to put yourself in position to be dumped by 5-0 in three easy steps...
Howard Porter, who had been at the department since February 1993 and was paid $44,526 a year, was on paid suspension while the Polk County Sheriff’s Office investigated allegations that Porter had downloaded pornography on a Police Department computer while at work
That's one step...
had shown the pornography to others
there's number two...
and had posted a picture of himself in uniform on his MySpace.com Web page.
Ok, that's three, but I have to say I don't know why it's illegal to put a picture of yourself in uniform on MySpace.

Bad judgment, sure, but have you seen some of the pictures on there? Forget the state fair, the freak show is in the profiles. Wow!

Bonus: Alyssa Milano sounds like she'd make a better manager of the Dodgers than Grady Little. That's seriously hot.
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