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Tour de Firing full of dopesvspac

Posted by Fired Fred on July 31, 2007 5:00 PM
So many cyclists got busted and fired from their teams in the Tour de France, they're going to have to start drug testing bike riders in second grade just to possibly find someone who isn't cheating to ride in the race next year.

Floyd Landis got busted last year when his heroic ride turned out to be chock full of additives. Compared to last year, Landis was a picnic. A bunch of riders had a little special sauce in their pee this year.

Now they're saying the guy who won may have been a drug cheat too...
German authorities said Tuesday they have received documents from doping expert Werner Franke which he claims show Tour de France winner Alberto Contador was involved in doping.

Franke said he has documents from last year's Operation Puerto doping investigation in Spain which show that Contador, a Spaniard who won the doping-marred Tour on Sunday, had taken HMG-Lepori as a testosterone booster and an asthma product called TGN.
Damn dudes. One guy flunked out during training, then three more got tossed from the race. Oh wait another cyclist turned in some bad blood.

I've had it with this Tour de France drug nonsense. I'm going to watch Barry Bonds and see if he ties Hank Aaron's record instead of worrying about that cycling mess.
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