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Even Muggles like you should be celebrating
Posted by Fired Fred on July 20, 2007 4:18 PM
Hey, Lucas? Fred here. How's it going?
Really? That's pretty cool, yeah. Look, I'm taking a break tonight. I'll post again on Monday.
What, no, I'm not sick. I've just got plans to embrace my inner geek today.
Yes Lucas, I plan to geek out and hang around a Harry Potter party and get a copy of the new book so I can read it and start surfing the Internet again.
Every freaking website has a spoiler or two on it this week. I've been afraid to launch Firefox.
Ha ha, very funny. 'Polishing my wand to celebrate.' My sides, they are splitting. The first hour of 'Schindler's List' was funnier than that, Lucas.
Look, the whole point about the readers this weekend is that there aren't going to be any. We've been waiting two years for J.K. Rowling to stop popping out little wizards and witches and finish Book 7.
Fine. Yes, ok, if anyone stops by here, they can visit this link and read about the Memoirs of a Lonely Policeman video. One cop fired, another one had to resign.
Seriously, they put it on YouTube. I can't find it, there's just a bunch of clips of bands doing covers of So Lonely.
Anyway, I've got to press my Ravenclaw tie. See ya.