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Posted on February 1, 2007 4:32 PM
Here's a really great idea to beat Apple at its groovy iPod game. Come out with a music player that does video, but make sure its music format won't let people grab stuff off any place that does the Plays For Sure thing and put it on there, because the music labels might get upset. And let's make it ugly.

Bryan Lee, congratulations, Microsoft has chosen you to wear the scapegoat's horns for Zune's failure to sell 50 billion units and make people forget all about Steve what's his face at Apple...
Lee plans to leave the company in the next several weeks to pursue personal interests, Microsoft said.
Yeah, personal interests. Clipping coupons from Sunday papers other people throw away. Putting your first-edition Sandman comics on the eBays. Hitting Ralph's for as much ramen as you can stuff into your car. Keep moving your car around town to stay a step ahead of the repo man. Unemployment checks every two weeks. Those are the next personal interests. Because everyone just loves giving up six-figures salaries.

Make sure the best little job search on the Internets is a personal interest too. You may need it, Bryan.

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tequila

how do you peolpe help find a job becouse i need one bad

Posted on: February 2, 2007 7:26 AM

Fred

Step one: visit the world's best job search site at Simply Hired and look for openings.


Step two: spellcheck your resumes and applications before you send them to employers.

Posted on: February 2, 2007 4:25 PM

Barbara

I was got rid of in the most coldest most degrading way on earth my boss called me on the phone and said by the way were closing down the warehouse next week and your last day is next Sunday we need you to work all week to help us close no sorry or anything just goodbye.

Posted on: February 3, 2007 5:42 PM

patti

I was laid-off after 3yrs working for fccaa. I was giving one day notice. This was a county job.

Posted on: February 4, 2007 9:17 AM

Ra

I was fired after 7 years when a new girl from home town came working up there, nasty personality, get to the point came out her mouth talking bout mothers told her chill an I'm her supervisor, she said it again so i told manager. he said ok sure she wont last. next game day started back at end of long long nite. said fuck my mom's 3 time's an instead of my hand a trash bag went upside her head...... What u think?

Posted on: February 5, 2007 12:36 AM

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