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It's the Jim and Denny show!
Posted on January 1, 2007 2:45 PM
Hey Hollyweird, have I gotta a concept for you. Sittin' down, babe? Beautiful.
The whole reality bit, people love it, right? Mark Burnett's doing Survivor #48 in Buffalo or something, Deal or No Deal is hot, it's everywhere. But they're all missing something, and I've got what the public wants.
They want football in their reality TV. Stay with me babe. Football's the game in the US of A. Nascar's got a lot going on, sure. Baseball, is all steroids all the time. The NBA, no one's cared since Jordan hit that title winner against the Jazz and retired again.
Boxing? Hell, all the heavyweight champs are freakin' Russkies these days. Golf is Tiger and a whole bunch of people you couldn't pick out of a lineup. Plus it's boring as hell.
So to stand out in reality TV, you need a football element. I've got just the guys for it. Jim Mora and Denny Green, just fired from their NFL coaching jobs. Ha ha, yeah, happy new year to them.
We'll call the show "The Coaching Life" and we'll put Jim and Denny in an RV like what John Madden has, and make them drive it to cities where the NFC playoffs are happening. First we'll start them off in Philly, and we'll make them work trash collection at the Linc when the Eagles play the Giants.
The fans will know who they are, so they can chat up the coaches when they come by to pick up the empties. We'll need the seven second delay going, because in Philadephia every other word is an obscenity at an Eagles game.
But here's the cool part. Some of the fans they "interact" with will actually be front office people from NFL teams, or maybe from college programs, so Denny and Jim will have to be keep from ripping someone's lungs out because the drunk jerk calling him 'Jim Moron' might be part of some college's recruiting effort.
Green won't last past the first quarter. He'll hear 'What do ya think about da Bears?' one too many times and Philly Metro will have to pry his fingers from some guy's throat.
Then the next week we'll send them to Chicago. We'll put Jim Mora's dad in the RV for the trip, and let him keep bringing up Michael Vick. While they're up front fighting over who got more screwed over by a radio program for mouthing off, Denny will be in the back of the RV with a shrink, explaining all the times his teams have crashed and burned in the playoffs.
So am I seeing a greenlight here babe, or what?
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