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Santa puts himself on the fired list

Posted on December 5, 2006 4:50 PM
Oh the language she said was frightful

In the mall, it's not delightful

And based on a mom's say-so

Santa had to go, had to go, had to go

It's been a while since Utah came through for me with a nice fired story. They know how to do it in style. Ya see, they screwed over Santa Claus.

University Mall in Salt Lake City served as the setting for Santa's sending-off...
A woman accused Santa Claus of making an inappropriate comment to her teenage daughter last week.

Mall officials "found that the claims of the mother differed considerably from those of Santa and the witnesses there," general manager Rob Callas said.

But to avoid any problems, the mall sent Santa on his sleigh and called another.
Billy Bob Thornton was unavailable for comment.

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