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Britney Fires K-Fed
Posted on November 7, 2006 2:15 PM
The greatest romance since Princess Diana and her cardiologist has come to an end. I know, I'm as stunned as you are that Britney Spears has decided to drop Eminem wanna-be Kevin Federline like a pair of shoes from Goodwill.
Irreconcilable differences have torn apart the star-crossed couple, sayeth TMZ. Maybe this is why Brits was hunting for Will Farrell on Letterman the other night.
Britney wants the kiddies, and really, can anyone see
Peanut butter works a lot better than cheese, in case you've been living in places where the only rodents in the house have Habitrails. "Rats the size of cats" is not an exaggeration in some apartments.
Speaking of big rats...
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.Probably a string of girlfriends. K-Fed kinda gots a rep for that sort of thing. Just ask the other girlfriend he knocked up before tying the knot with Oops I Did It Again.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
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