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I dream about pasty white executives getting fired (part one)
Posted on October 11, 2006 12:54 PM
I finally fell asleep last night after several bouts of being awakened by Mother Nature regarding my digestive tract and fish tacos, and I had the weirdest dream.
There I was, floating through Fry's Electronics and cheerfully Tasering unhelpful salespeople, when I drifted in front of a big computer screen. I saw a couple of guys standing in front of a McAfee logo. Then there was a noise like a trap door opening and one guy dropped off the screen.
Then this really big hand came out and pushed the other guy offstage while he was saying something about quitting to protect shareholder interests. Or maybe he said toilet paper, I'm not sure.
A bunch of people dressed like Mr. Moneybags from Monopoly were dancing with strands of DNA. Then I floated on...
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