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Gimme a F! Gimme an I! C'mon, I can't hear you...
Posted on October 4, 2006 12:14 PM
The place – Frederick, MD. The scene – a youth football game. The crime...
Two volunteer cheerleader coaches have been dismissed after one of them repeatedly lifted her shirt during a youth football game to show her 7- and 8-year-old girl students a smiley face drawn on her belly.OMG. The children, think of the children! Three people complained that these immoral floozies showed maybe three inches of belly to the kiddies. Both of these heinous tarts were summarily fired, because classy town that Frederick is, something had to be done.
Christine Smith, former assistant coach with the Frederick Youth Sports Association, told The Frederick News-Post that she and former head coach Debbie Wheaton had drawn the image on Smith's abdomen to cheer up their students.
"Every time the girls weren't smiling, I showed them the smiley face. They thought it was hilarious," Smith said.
I'm ashamed to have the same name as the city. I wonder what would have happened to the volunteer as-in-unpaid cheerleader coaches if they'd painted "Almost there" with an arrow pointing down instead of the smiley face on Smith's tummy. Probably a trip to Gitmo and some time in the waterboarding room.
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