February 2006 Archives

Top 10 Rules for Safe Sex in the Workplace
Posted on February 13, 2006 12:00 AM

Okay, we know you're gonna do it.

It might be illegal, and it's sure as hell dangerous. But hey... isn't that what makes it worthwhile? If you're determined to get some cubicle nooky, follow these rules and you might keep your job (if not your honor) intact.

1. Know the rules

Before wooing a co-worker, check your company’s employee handbook. If the rules say no inter-office dating and you want to keep your job, keep your thoughts – and your hands – to yourself.

Survey says: 35% of people have fantasized about a co-worker.

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The 'My Fired Valentine' Contest
Posted on February 14, 2006 12:00 AM

Office romance can get you a promotion, or get you laid... off, that is.

Either way, Simply Fired wants to hear about it. Enter the My Fired Valentine Contest and tell us your funniest, saddest, most outrageous story about love in the workplace (fired or not). You could win a trip to Vegas, an Apple iPod Nano, or a SimplyFired t-shirt... priceless.

The contest opens February 14th, 2006 and runs through the end of March. For more info and fine print, read the rules (that'll make our lawyers happy).